STRIPY For PRESIDENT !!!!

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Stripy Looking Presidential.

More important stuff than poetry looms….

My write-in candidate for President. He’s tough, he knows the terrain, he warms slowly, ( I have been bitten and scratched by Stripy many times) and once he trusts you….he’s loyal. He’s a realist, and though not a monk by any means (tom cat) he has taken a vow of poverty. He’s the opposite of a foul mouthed and vulgar billionaire and a candidate who takes millions from Arab princes. He’s a stray and has no politicians to pay off favors.  All he asks is chicken gizzards 4 times a week. He knows the sound of my car. I tell Stripy all my woes…and he listens. Until the gizzards are gone. Except for refusing to use the kitty litter in the Oval Office, he would be a placid pres. No hate, just purr. He’s the Dali Lama of the Cat World. Not a bad choice. And he can’t press the button hard enough to destroy the world.

STRIPY FOR PRESIDENT!!!  Let your vote make a difference this time.

 

Jane Kohut-Bartels

Copyrighted 2016

another cute pix of Stripy:

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(Stripy contemplating his campaign policies….)

“FREE RATS and SQUIRRELS for ALL!!!”  Campaign promise from Stripy.

It’s not a landslide yet but 5 Humans have endorsed Stripy for President!!!!

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14 Responses to “STRIPY For PRESIDENT !!!!”

  1. Morgan Says:

    Beats our current options!

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  2. kanzensakura Says:

    I’m writing in Stripy!

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  3. Dr. Crystal Howe Says:

    STRIPY sounds like a great choice! I have 2 cats who refuse to run, so I’ll vote for yours. 😀

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  4. ladynyo Says:

    Thank you! Stripy is a stray cat I have been feeding for over a year. He’s a long two blocks away, but there is a colony of cats there Ihave been feeding for 6 years now. The people who ‘owned’ these cats don’t give a damn. But I do. I’ve adopted about 4 over the years…I have 8 of my own.
    Considering the present situation, I trust Stripy a hell of a lot more than anything that’s on the political front. Crooks, crooks, crooks, and a stoned out ex-hippy. LOL!

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  5. ladynyo Says:

    Yah!!!!! Stripy is definitely gaining in the polls! (EXCEPT THE LITTLE STINKER DIDN’T SHOW UP FOR BREAKFAST THIS MORN. And I am yelling at HIM, not youl)

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  6. ladynyo Says:

    Hi Morgan!! Yes, it does. Thanks Sweetie. I can’t remember a time of national concern, except for 9/11….this election cycle is disgraceful. And I can’t understand the women who continue to vote and support foul mouth Trump. Hah! Must be the Stepford Wives Club.

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  7. mother wintermoon Says:

    Stripy won my heart and my vote! 😻Team Stripy!

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  8. ladynyo Says:

    Thank you, Human…please pass the cream. Cheers! Stripy.

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  9. mother wintermoon Says:

    Hehe. I have salmon treats.

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  10. ladynyo Says:

    I’ll take those, too. In cream. Stripy.

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  11. mother wintermoon Says:

    Cream. Got it. At your service your majesty.

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  12. ladynyo Says:

    I approve of your cupboard. Stripy.

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  13. Mish Says:

    I would vote for Stripy. So glad I don’t have to choose because I think I just wouldn’t. Even here in Canada, we fear for the future.
    Go Stripy!!

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  14. ladynyo Says:

    Thank you. And I don’t grope humans. Stripy.

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