STRIPY For PRESIDENT !!!!

Stripy Looking Presidential.

More important stuff than poetry looms….

My write-in candidate for President. He’s tough, he knows the terrain, he warms slowly, ( I have been bitten and scratched by Stripy many times) and once he trusts you….he’s loyal. He’s a realist, and though not a monk by any means (tom cat) he has taken a vow of poverty. He’s the opposite of a foul mouthed and vulgar billionaire and a candidate who takes millions from Arab princes. He’s a stray and has no politicians to pay off favors.  All he asks is chicken gizzards 4 times a week. He knows the sound of my car. I tell Stripy all my woes…and he listens. Until the gizzards are gone. Except for refusing to use the kitty litter in the Oval Office, he would be a placid pres. No hate, just purr. He’s the Dali Lama of the Cat World. Not a bad choice. And he can’t press the button hard enough to destroy the world.

STRIPY FOR PRESIDENT!!!  Let your vote make a difference this time.

 

Jane Kohut-Bartels

Copyrighted 2016

another cute pix of Stripy:

(Stripy contemplating his campaign policies….)

“FREE RATS and SQUIRRELS for ALL!!!”  Campaign promise from Stripy.

It’s not a landslide yet but 5 Humans have endorsed Stripy for President!!!!

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